The gay Marine march past. Their rainbow uniforms are stained with the blood of millions.
I stand up so fast that my pants drop. My flattened hand dents my forehead.
I manage to squeak out a strained "thank you for your service" before instantly coating everyone and everything within 20 feet behind me in shit.
A giant American sized tear of pride rolls down my cheek. I roar mightily and pure red American blood pours from every orifice of my body like Niagara falls.
16 mass shooters arrive all at once and riddle me with bullets. My last thoughts are of the statue of liberty with her clothes off. I die happier than anyone ever has before.
The gay Marine march past. Their rainbow uniforms are stained with the blood of millions.
I stand up so fast that my pants drop. My flattened hand dents my forehead.
I manage to squeak out a strained "thank you for your service" before instantly coating everyone and everything within 20 feet behind me in shit.
A giant American sized tear of pride rolls down my cheek. I roar mightily and pure red American blood pours from every orifice of my body like Niagara falls.
16 mass shooters arrive all at once and riddle me with bullets. My last thoughts are of the statue of liberty with her clothes off. I die happier than anyone ever has before.