• jsomae@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    Reminder that poor Gary Bowser was jailed for a year and owes 30% of his income to Nintendo for the rest of his life. He uses a wheelchair and has two kids.

    It would be morally wrong to pirate all future Nintendo titles and pay the cover price to Gary's gofundme. Please don't do that.

    • SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip
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      4 months ago

      There's no way that kind of punishment is allowed by the 8th amendment. This is definitely an unusual punishment.

      • kot [they/them]
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        4 months ago

        Reminder that "poor Gary" was selling pirated roms.

        Oh, the horror! I guess that justifies ruining his life forever.

      • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        Ah yes, the despicable crime of selling bootlegs can only be punished by permanent service to a billion dollar company. Makes sense.

      • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        I thought he was selling chips that let you do piracy

        Either way, he and his descendants should be indentured servants to Nintendo. His lineage must be shamed.

      • ComRed2 [any]
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        4 months ago

        I pirated my dick straight into your dad's ass.

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        lmao imagine thinking this makes him look less symathetic rather than more. What a fucking loser you are.