PROS

  • small and fuzzy
  • cute
  • wreak havoc on the middle class

CONS

  • i can't hold them
  • dig up my seeds
  • throw nuts at me

i'm a squirrel centrist

    • MsUltraViolet [she/her]
      ·
      2 years ago

      The big bushy tails are like 25% of the draw. I don't want some bald tail ass rat bitch, I want a beautiful, elegant squirrel dammit!

    • DunkinIdaho [none/use name]
      ·
      2 years ago

      and the lifespan. Squirrels live 10+ years if something doesn't kill them. Rats live like 2.