I had a college roommate that used to collect fingernail clippings in mason jars (plural)

:wat:

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    i dated a guy (not for long!) that came on his blanket every day and just.... slept in it. like the blanket he uses on his bed. he barely washed it

    i have more stories. men are whack

    edit:

    knew a guy that compulsively and proudly displayed a ton of dildoes at his apartment, some of which were clearly used

    knew a guy that compulsively stole stuff and somehow stole some of my underwear when he visited my place. he assured me that it wasnt sexual and that he had a problem

    dated a guy on first date that came out to me that he had a gambling compulsion and was like 500k in debt to a casino or something

    i honestly dont know what it is about me that makes guys wanna pour their souls out to me n shit

    • solaranus
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      1 year ago

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      • PunishedBernie [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        his mom washing it was the point if he was doing that to the blanket what the fuck

        • solaranus
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          1 year ago

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          • PunishedBernie [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Still appears like a psychosexual compulsion, but perhaps you are right it was only infantile development of self brought on by abnormal class conditions

    • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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      2 years ago

      i honestly dont know what it is about me that makes guys wanna pour their souls out to me n shit

      I'm assuming these were like tinder dates? honestly a lot of men are just waiting for the opportunity to do that. They want a women to pay attention to them long enough to listen to their problems. Since a lot of men don't actually know any women and ToxMasc means no confiding in men that just means they tell the first women they can. It's probably less you and more the guys.

      now it's absolute vanity to think that a random women wants to hear or cares about your terrible problems but our society is vain so it happens often.

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        I’m assuming these were like tinder dates?

        not all of them but some of them 🙃 the rest were just random dudes i knew

        though i do appreciate them dropping all the red flags up front, thanks bud

    • git [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      There should really be a “guy encyclopaedia”; seems we’re discovering new ones daily.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      somehow stole some of my underwear when he visited my place. he assured me that it wasnt sexual

      :sus-deep:

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        i didnt even ask for it back he just came up to me and mentioned it and i was like :bruh: you can keep it

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I suspect, emphasis on sus, that he wanted to see your reaction by telling you that. :kombucha-disgust:

          • kristina [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            :agony-shivering: im so innocent i never even considered that

          • PunishedBernie [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            :yea:

            This has the energy of sex pests that “innocently” horny post in non horny spaces