Last year someone gave me a pair of Sennheiser headphones—dead ass gave them to me. I was ballin’. I got to be a homeless person with an iPhone 12 and a pair of Sennheisers. And then my idiot friend set off a series of unfortunate events that resulted in the loss of my headphones, along with everything else I owned at the time.

So last month when this very sweet devout Christian saw a comment of mine about being a homeless drug addict, and sent me $300. I bought a new pair of Sennheisers on Mercari. I’m pretty sure it was the same model even.

I finally got around to checking my mail and—the headphones are fucked off. They won’t pair or fucking anything.

I had to fight the screaming urge to slam them on the ground.

  • sweeney@lemmygrad.ml
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    10 months ago

    wait you're on here every few days asking for money but you recently dropped $300 on headphones??

    • allthetimesivedied [they/them, she/her]
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      10 months ago

      Even if I hadn’t dude, that money wasn’t going to last long. Between survival-related supplies, laundry, food, my Spotify subscription, and your mom’s OnlyFans, it goes quick.

      I may be about to become more self sufficient soon though.

      Also, without my chapo friends sending me money I’d be extremely depressed and malnourished, and I’d just keep going downhill.

      • allthetimesivedied [they/them, she/her]
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        10 months ago

        Uh this person just randomly gave me $300 because I’m homeless and he believed that his Christian faith commanded him to give away such a sum. I spent some of it on a pair of headphones.

        • kfc [they/them]
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          10 months ago

          In that moment you were granted the mandate of heaven to buy yourself headphones