• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Courtroom dialog...

    Lawyer: "Officer Fashy - according to google - Podunk City is 537 miles from any border. Does that sound about right?"

    Officer Fashy: "Yeah. Sounds about right."

    Lawyer: "Yet you stated under oath that 'The 100 mile rule protects us from prosecution.' Could you explain how?"

    Officer Fashy: "We were in hot pursuit."

    Later all officers are acquitted of all federal charges due to the 100 mile rule.