That's right folks, this jobless hanger-on is gonna give himself MAXIMUM brain-damage by chugging down some 9.5 abv beer and watching the fucking Haz x Other Guy x Azov Something x Destiny quad-cock debate.

First Item: Azov Something has Fred Durst-style chin-muff facial hair now lol.

I will attempt to post whacky updates of dumb shit they say and do, or I may simply pass out or do something else. Wish me luck!

    • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's honestly becoming impossible to watch because these dumbasses cannot stop from talking over each other, and the moderator is presumably watching porn in another window or something. I'm using auto-captioning to understand what old mumblefuck (Adam Something) is saying, and the poor algorithm is just choking to death on his accent plus all the other gobshites barking all at once.

      • Lundi [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        friendo can I suggest replacing Alcohol with weed to numb yourself? This way you're not doing yourself physical damage alongside psychic damage.

        • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Oh, I'm rocking both. EDIT: I should add that I gave up on the beer about a quarter or a third through, I do not recommend Voodoo Ranger Juice Force, it's gross.

          • Lundi [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            :shocked-pikachu: holy fuck there's levels to this shit. ngl getting crossfaded is pretty banger from time to time

            just drop the alcohol pls

  • Sushi_Desires
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    2 years ago

    I fee like we should step in to prevent you from self-harming further (listening more)

    • HornyOnMain
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      2 years ago

      :ukkkraine: to :anti-italian-action: transitioning

      • MikeHockempalz [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Referring to Mariupol only as Mario Paolo in solidarity with my Italian comrades

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The moderator awkwardly starts shilling another exciting debate they're going to be hosting / moderating with V**sh and some other scrotum, the topic: the validity of trans women, of course!

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Azov Something is perhaps emboldened by his super cool new bizkit chin, and he's coming in hot, saying the other two "bitched out" of their first debate, says Russia is only as large as it is because of Russian imperialism, which he says is their sole motive for the invasion, and says he wishes the debate could have occurred sooner before Russia's military started losing because of their "endemic corruption and demographic issues."

    He then turns it over to destiny, who says: Russia doesn't have any good reason to go after Ukraine, and has "continued to threaten Ukraine's sovereignty in a way that we haven't seen any nation threaten the sovereignty of any other nation in the past 30 years."

    • 4zi [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      continued to threaten Ukraine’s sovereignty in a way that we haven’t seen any nation threaten the sovereignty of any other nation in the past 30 years.

      :us-foreign-policy:

      • Satanic_Mills [comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        No no, you see sovereignty is about territory. Having another country run your economy and hand pick your leaders isn't a loss of sovereignty, because you still have all your de jure territory (minus the parts leased to foreign companies).

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Paraphrasing: Azov Something: I was Bandera-posting as a response to this Russian hysteria about Stepan Bandera. "If you know European history, you know that -- yes, I know it's funny to you because you're a bit ignorant on this"

    Jackson: Your own audience was calling you out on it. That's why I'm bringing it up.

    Azov Something: Many of them found it weird, which I fully understand. First of all, I was posting it mostly as a spin on the Russian hysteria, like oooh Stepan Bandera! You know?

    Jackson: I don't, not really. You say Bandera and Azov are "far-right", would you be willing to say they are not just far right, but Nazis?

    Azov Something: Some of them definitely are --

    Destiny then interrupts with some shit*

    *he's interrupting to say that Azov are totally different now, not Nazis. he claims "polling data in Ukraine shows they aren't antisemitic", claims that Ukraine is the least antisemitic country in all of Europe. "Why don't you ever talk about the Wagner group?"

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "Jackson" has the floor, calls Azov Something Azov Something, says he and destiny were the ones to bitch out of their previously scheduled debate. He wants to ask Azov Something about his Stepan Bandera posting and support for Azov Nazis, brings up the bombing of Donbass for the last 8 years, says the war is the outcome of NATO escalation (brings up Euromaidan, US and NATO training of Ukrainian forces, etc.).

    And now to Haz, who likewise first and foremost want to make it clear that he ain't no bitch, and says they don't even need to have a debate, because he has posted irrefutable proof on his channel that "Adam Soything" was the wuss the whole time. He proceeds to dismiss the notion of Russian imperialism that Adam claimed. He's not a great speaker, lots of long "uhhhh" verbal-fillers, kinda confusing phrasing.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This whole thing is highlighting one of my central objections to live debate in general, and that is that everybody talks over each other and just sorta claims shit, and because there is never any pause to verify, or any agreement to share sources before the debate, nobody knows what the fuck each other are talking about, and everything is just kinda "in the air". They keep angrily asserting things and then demanding sources from each other, and I'm like, "yeah, you probably all should have shown your fucking sources to each other from the get-go so you at least understand what the fuck each other is saying."

  • MikeHockempalz [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Getting blasted and live tweeting dumb shit on YouTube. You're living the dream

    • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      They're on "how can you condemn Stepan Bandera for collaborating with Nazis when the USSR was trying to form a 'long-term' alliance with Nazis Germany?" That's right, it's Molotov-Ribbentrop time.

        • emizeko [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          your head comes up with good posts

          please grind the speaker's head on the pavement

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    These people cannot resist talking over each other, and the moderator is mighty lax.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Haz: ...multilateral...

    Destiny: "you're just making up words now!"

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Requesting you watch the Peterson Zizek debate too if you haven’t already. Talk about brain damage

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Haz just claimed "whataboutism", but he did it to Adam Something so I'm kinda mixed on it.