This scenario assumes no guns just fyi, cuz obviously those are the instant win button.

  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    terrible

    dual wielding isn't really much of a thing to begin with, because it requires a tremendous amount of skill to use the off hand as anything better than a parrying weapon
    at which point a way less skilled knobhead with a big fuck-off shield negates any advantage your years of practice gave you

    plus neither is an actual weapon

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Are you telling me I couldn't hammer someone's chin up into the air and then do a spinning sickle slice across their throat? This website shatters dreams. :deeper-sadness: