“Confessions” were semi-jocular questionaires that were very popular in Victorian England, and filling them out a common passtime in many families, including Marx's, where friends and relatives particpated. A number of versions of Confessions belonging to Marx have been preserved.
In the Spring of 1865 Marx stayed with his uncle, Lion Philips in Zalt Bommel (Holland), and his answers to the Confession he completed here is shown in the middle column below. His daughter Jenny kept an album, an image of which is shown, and the answers shown in the right hand column are in Laura Marx's hand. Where the answers are the same, it is shown only once.
Netchen, or Nannette, was Antoinette Philips, aged 28 at the time, Marx's cousin and a member of the Dutch section of the Internatrional. Martin Tupper was an English poet who penned trivial moralistic verses. Gretchen is the tragic heroine of Goethe’s Faust. “Keppler” refers to the great German astronomer, Johannes Kepler, and Spartacus was the leader of the slaves’ revolt in ancient Rome.
The formatting is as follows: Question - Answer in 1865 - Answer in Jenny’s album (if available.)
The Quality you like best - Simplicity
In man - Strength :arm-L::marx-goth::arm-R:
In Woman - Weakness :shrug-outta-hecks:
Your chief characteristic - Singleness of purpose
Your favourite occupation - Glancing at Netchen - Bookworming :read-theory:
The vice you hate most - Servility :soviet-bottom:
The vice you excuse most - Gullibility :kitty-cri-screm:
Your idea of happiness - To fight :stalin-gun-1::stalin-gun-2:
Your idea of misery - To submit :bottom-speak:
Your aversion - Martin Tupper - Martin Tupper, violet powder
Your hero - Spartacus, Keppler
Your heroine - Gretchen
The poet you like best - Aeschylus, Shakespeare - Dante, Aeschylus, Shakespeare, Goethe
The prose writer you like best - Diderot - Diderot, Lessing, Hegel, Balsac
Your favourite flower - Daphne - Laurel
Your favourite dish - Fish
Your Maxim - Nihil humani a me alienum puto [Nothing human is alien to me]
Your motto - De omnibus dubitandum [doubt everything]
Your favourite colour - Red :ussr-cry:
Your favourite Colour of eyes & hair - Black :anarchists:
Your favourite Names - N/A - Jenny, Laura
The character in history you most dislike - N/A - N/A
Karl Marx :marx:
No matter how much shit changes with time, humans tend to not really change. From "A Dog walked into a bar" jokes in Sumeria, to victorian "confessions", to boomer facebook memes, and so forth, the human spirit seems to like really dumb funny shit.
somebody recently posted roman grafitti on here and it was just a ton of dick drawings and calling some dude a shitter (that's cacator in latin)
my favorite was a Norse inscription really high up in a cave, so far up that it couldn't be read from the ground and was very difficult to get to. When somebody finally got up there and translated it, it basically read "(viking name) was here"
I'm pretty sure there's one of those in a cathedral in Istanbul by some Varangian
Guess I'll open this one!!