“Confessions” were semi-jocular questionaires that were very popular in Victorian England, and filling them out a common passtime in many families, including Marx's, where friends and relatives particpated. A number of versions of Confessions belonging to Marx have been preserved.
In the Spring of 1865 Marx stayed with his uncle, Lion Philips in Zalt Bommel (Holland), and his answers to the Confession he completed here is shown in the middle column below. His daughter Jenny kept an album, an image of which is shown, and the answers shown in the right hand column are in Laura Marx's hand. Where the answers are the same, it is shown only once.
Netchen, or Nannette, was Antoinette Philips, aged 28 at the time, Marx's cousin and a member of the Dutch section of the Internatrional. Martin Tupper was an English poet who penned trivial moralistic verses. Gretchen is the tragic heroine of Goethe’s Faust. “Keppler” refers to the great German astronomer, Johannes Kepler, and Spartacus was the leader of the slaves’ revolt in ancient Rome.
The formatting is as follows: Question - Answer in 1865 - Answer in Jenny’s album (if available.)
The Quality you like best - Simplicity
In man - Strength :arm-L::marx-goth::arm-R:
In Woman - Weakness :shrug-outta-hecks:
Your chief characteristic - Singleness of purpose
Your favourite occupation - Glancing at Netchen - Bookworming :read-theory:
The vice you hate most - Servility :soviet-bottom:
The vice you excuse most - Gullibility :kitty-cri-screm:
Your idea of happiness - To fight :stalin-gun-1::stalin-gun-2:
Your idea of misery - To submit :bottom-speak:
Your aversion - Martin Tupper - Martin Tupper, violet powder
Your hero - Spartacus, Keppler
Your heroine - Gretchen
The poet you like best - Aeschylus, Shakespeare - Dante, Aeschylus, Shakespeare, Goethe
The prose writer you like best - Diderot - Diderot, Lessing, Hegel, Balsac
Your favourite flower - Daphne - Laurel
Your favourite dish - Fish
Your Maxim - Nihil humani a me alienum puto [Nothing human is alien to me]
Your motto - De omnibus dubitandum [doubt everything]
Your favourite colour - Red :ussr-cry:
Your favourite Colour of eyes & hair - Black :anarchists:
Your favourite Names - N/A - Jenny, Laura
The character in history you most dislike - N/A - N/A
Karl Marx :marx:
Here's Engels
Your favourite virtue:
in man
In woman:
Chief characteristic
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Idea of misery:
The vice you excuse:
The vice you detest:
Your aversion:
The characters you most dislike:
Favourite occupation:
Hero:
Heroine:
Poet:
Prose writer:
Flower:
Colour:
Dish:
Maxim:
Motto:
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