What will it be?
I wish every billionaire gets incurable kidney stones for the rest of their lives
and they have have to piss one out every 2 weeks, randomly.
it's that, or a barely passable stone magically appears every 2-3 pisses.
every rich person and incurable capitalist bootlicker drowns to death in piss immediately
Ironically, America is such a hellhole most of us aren’t even very rich on a global scale. If global wealth were divided equally the average American would become wealthier, not poorer. It’s just an incredibly small group of insanely rich people.
I wish that billionares all start pissing with such force that they are propelled into low earth orbits, with trajectories that have them eventually re enter after a decade or two and slam into the next round of billionares, triggering the cycle to begin anew.
why not just wish for never needing to piss, like you can if you want to you just have the ability to hold it indefinitely with no consequences.
Please get in contact with the Piss Goblin and make sure he's doing okay.
the ability to drink enough water to survive a Crucible Earth without my bladder rupturing
Henry Kissinger to piss himself to death, call him Henry Pissinger
