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  • OldMole [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'm tired of people claiming morbs being hurt by crosses proves the existence of the Christian God. The cross itself having some special power is fetishism and therefore goes against the teachings of the church. If instead the cross is just a ritual device and the morb is actually crushed by God directly, it would make God kind of a dick to require such a specific instrument, which goes against the church's teachings about God's benevolance. The only conclusion we can draw is that the phenomenon is completely unrelated to God, and morbs just happen to be explosively allergic to the shape.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's actually conviction that defeats Morbs, so anyone with any holy symbol - as long as they believed in it - would be able to defeat them. This means that as society has become more secular, Morbs have become more powerful - but someday a liberal will learn that holding up their favorite Funko Pop has the same effect for them as a Christian with a cross, and then the Morbs will be defeated forever.

    • knifestealingcrow [any]
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      2 years ago

      Nietzsche voice god is alive, consider the morb

      :PIGPOOPBALLS:

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's a common misconception that the shape is what weakens morbs. You have to hit morbs with a full-size cross. Don't believe me? Do you think you'll be unharmed if you get hit by a full-size cross?