I've been wondering who are the worst anime characters to ask for relationship advice. So far I thought of Yujiro Hanma from Baki, because he would absolutely invade your privacy in the worst moments and "coach", and Mei Mei from Jujutsu Kaisen because she would not only charge a lot of money for "consultation fees", but worse, her advice would be really really bad since she is both a sociopath and a groomer...
Zetsubou Sensei because he would just say
"oh yeah, that's a problem for kids these days, well I guess you could just fucking go kill yourself that would solve your problems."
"Actualy thats a genius idea."
cue gag with Kafka saving him as always.