Touch some grass dude, humans flirting with each other in public has been happening literally forever. “Oh let’s give control one of the most basic core human activities over entirely to a handful of dating app corporations” my man, go outside
Touch some grass dude, humans flirting with each other in public has been happening literally forever. “Oh let’s give control one of the most basic core human activities over entirely to a handful of dating app corporations” my man, go outside
I will literally kill the next man that flirts with me
RIP your bf 😢 He seemed like a cool guy
O fuck o shit
But fr IM the one who initiates I will eat your head like a praying mantis otherwise
Noted :theory-gary:
Based. This is the only reasonable compromise. I should be able to murder any dude who hits on me that I am not attracted to.
edit: I will settle for pepperspray / mace
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the majority of this thread is mostly a bunch of dudes acting like hornt up lonely tortoises:
https://youtu.be/Uk7s_WgTsms
that turtle is far more interesting and cool than the average guy that hits on me
Can you kill me? No reason for it, just like, end me with the Ion Cannon from Command&Conquer
I'll pencil you in for my next available appointment, how does February 3rd 2027 at 9am sound
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