Touch some grass dude, humans flirting with each other in public has been happening literally forever. “Oh let’s give control one of the most basic core human activities over entirely to a handful of dating app corporations” my man, go outside

  • kristina [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    :very-smart: im taking notes give me more advice i cant stop sitting like a queer and breaking my spine

    • HodgePodge [love/loves]
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      3 years ago

      Mesh backed chairs look stupid but the amount of levers and weird shit on a good one lets you sit like richard fucking simmons reclining on a sybian without any long term problems

      • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Richard Simmons reclining on a sybian

        I have no idea how to picture this but it's fun trying to figure it out

        • HodgePodge [love/loves]
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          3 years ago

          Look up sybians, now imagine richard simmons being incredibly flexible on one in a powerfully neon leotard

          • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            I thought it was Gene Simmons and I got confused about the guy from Kiss riding a sybian.

            Richard Simmons makes a lot more sense