Touch some grass dude, humans flirting with each other in public has been happening literally forever. “Oh let’s give control one of the most basic core human activities over entirely to a handful of dating app corporations” my man, go outside

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    if anything it gives you the benefit of the doubt so youll get a first date. at least thats how it was with me. i was just like 'theres no way his forehead is actually that big time to go check'

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      ‘theres no way his forehead is actually that big time to go check’

      lmao I know you can't but now I really want to see that pic

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        it was really absurd. he is a blessed himbo for thinking it was a good picture for a profile lmao

        he also had a facial expression that made it look like he was taking a huge dump. truly hilarious pic

        • Nakoichi [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          I'm now just picturing him as the gym bro I met at a party a couple weeks ago who I gave a huge long explanation of communism and how modern medicine isn't bad it's the profit motive that corrupts it and that COVID vaccines are good and their privatization is the real conspiracy.

          He asked me if I had a youtube channel he could subscribe to.

          • kristina [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            lmfao

            nah hes pretty knowledgeable and very smart. he just cant use those two things to take good pictures lmao :gigachad-hd:

            • Nakoichi [they/them]
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              2 years ago

              I mean this guy may not have been knowledgeable but he was smart enough to understand a solid argument and didn't just turn off his brain when I started explaining dictatorship of the proletariat