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>be me

>be a federal agent monitoring online communist website

>get order to arrest anyone who posts on site

>go to arrest guy

>he's not home

>leave note on door

>"We know you're in there, come out with your hands up!"

>guy comes out

>puts hands up

>"What the fuck is this?"

>"You're under arrest for being a communist."

>"This is bullshit! I'm not a communist!"

>"You posted on a communist website, that's enough evidence for us."

>"No, it's not! I was just looking at the website, I'm not a communist!"

>"I don't care, you're coming with us."

>"I'm an FBI undercover agent you moron!"

>"What?"

>"Yeah, I was monitoring the website too and I was going to arrest anyone who posted on it."

>"So you're not a communist?"

>"No, I'm not a communist."

>"Shit, I'm sorry man. I thought you were a communist."

>"It's alright, just let me go and we'll forget this ever happened."