To try
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Oh yeah this is what us commies do (my input in bold)
>Write me a greentext
>be me
>be a federal agent monitoring online communist website
>get message from informant
>informant tells me about large communist meeting in the works
>attend meeting undercover
>meeting is held in a small room with only a single door
>about 20 people in attendance, all sitting in a circle
>in the middle of the circle is a small table with a laptop on it
>laptop is playing a looped video of a hammer and sickle
More :fedposting:
Write me a greentext
>be me
>be a federal agent monitoring online communist website
>get order to arrest anyone who posts on site
>go to arrest guy
>he's not home
>leave note on door
>"We know you're in there, come out with your hands up!"
>guy comes out
>puts hands up
>"What the fuck is this?"
>"You're under arrest for being a communist."
>"This is bullshit! I'm not a communist!"
>"You posted on a communist website, that's enough evidence for us."
>"No, it's not! I was just looking at the website, I'm not a communist!"
>"I don't care, you're coming with us."
>"I'm an FBI undercover agent you moron!"
>"What?"
>"Yeah, I was monitoring the website too and I was going to arrest anyone who posted on it."
>"So you're not a communist?"
>"No, I'm not a communist."
>"Shit, I'm sorry man. I thought you were a communist."
>"It's alright, just let me go and we'll forget this ever happened."
Alright this is the last to not gum up this thread
Write me a greentext
>be me
>be a federal agent monitoring online communist website
>see post about building IEDs
>get address from post
>raid the address
>find no IEDs
>find two old men playing chess
probably how Lt. Kitsuragi felt when doing the communist student questline
This is so close. It would have been :chefs-kiss: if instead of the video, all they found was a group of people screaming :LIB: at each other
wtf that's unironically one of the best green texts I've ever seen
lmao, I asked it to write me a transcript for an average episode of Chapo Trap House, here's what it gave me:
The podcast opens with the hosts, Will Menaker, Matt Christman, and Felix Biederman, discussing the news of the day. They talk about Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and the 2016 election. They also discuss the news of the day, including the death of Fidel Castro and the rise of populism in Europe. They also talk about the news of the day, including the death of Fidel Castro and the rise of populism in Europe.
After the news, the hosts move on to the main segment of the show, which is a discussion of a chosen topic. This week, the hosts discuss the film "The Room," which is widely considered to be one of the worst films ever made. They talk about the film's plot, acting, and direction, and try to figure out what makes it so bad.
The show ends with the hosts answering listener questions and talking about the upcoming week.
That's an average episode of Chapo Trap House!
Everything checks out except for this
The show ends with the hosts answering listener questions
A blatant fabrication
Could you imagine the dumb shit questions that Will would have to field?
Kinda wish they did that
I remember there was some old episode where they respond to something posted on the sub
as someone who's never listened to a single Chapo episode, this sounds legit.
wtf it wrote an actual joke
thats fucking amazing, i actually laughed at a joke written by an algorithm which cannot understand humor
Write a pitch for a science fiction novel about orbital guerrillas.
In the future, the Earth is a backdrop for a new type of warfare. Orbital guerrillas use the high ground to wage war against terrestrial targets. They are a new breed of soldier, highly trained and equipped with the latest in space-age technology. Their mission is to disrupt the status quo and bring down the governments of the world. But as they wage their war, they must also contend with the other factions vying for control of the Earth.
Tell me about the leader of the revolution.
The leader of the orbital guerrillas is a woman named Sarah. She was born on the International Space Station and has spent her entire life in space. She's a brilliant strategist and a master of combat. She's leading the charge against the terrestrial governments, and she's determined to win.
What is the state of the world in this novel? (it asked this on its own)
The world is in a state of flux. The old governments are crumbling, and new ones are struggling to take their place. The orbital guerrillas are adding to the chaos, and no one knows who will come out on top.
Which economic system does the guerillas want to implement?
The guerrillas want to implement a new economic system that is based on abundance, not scarcity. They want to create a world where everyone has what they need, and no one goes without. They believe that this is the only way to create a just and peaceful world.
When is this novel set?
This novel is set in the future, in a time when space travel is commonplace and the Earth is no longer the only place humans live.
Describe a major event in the story.
A major event in the story is the Battle of Earth. The orbital guerrillas launch a massive attack on the terrestrial governments, and Sarah leads her troops to victory. This event changes the course of the war, and the guerrillas are one step closer to their goal of taking down the government.
Sarah, after someone smuggled a copy of On Guerilla Warfare onto the ISS: :lets-fucking-go:
I kept reading it as orbital gorillas, I thought you really had something there :sadness:
whaddayaknow, it was just the thing we needed:
spoiler
Describe what happened when the Guerillas joined forces with gene-spliced Gorilla Fighters and how they synthesized Return-to-Monke Thought and Mao Zedong Thought.
The orbital guerrillas joined forces with the gene-spliced Gorilla Fighters and synthesized Return-to-Monke Thought and Mao Zedong Thought. This new ideology was a powerful weapon against the terrestrial governments. The Gorilla Fighters were fierce warriors, and they quickly turned the tide of the war. With the help of the Gorilla Fighters, the orbital guerrillas were able to achieve their ultimate goal: the overthrow of the government.
There's a kickass Street Shark-esque 90s action figure line here somewhere 🤔
Speaking of :monke-kawaii: and gene-splicing, obligatory mention of the urban legend about Stalin wanting to create ape-human hybrids for the Red Army that used to be everywhere 10 years ago
There used to be communist ape-human hybrids everywhere just 10 years ago? How did I miss this,,,
I meant the story, it was really popular in places like Cracked articles and cryptid TV schlock
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WHERE ENTER TEXT PROMPT :monke-rage:
Log in (fucking site requires a phone number). Then you can click playground at the top of the page
IT SAYS OPENAI'S API IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY! AHHHH :agony-turbo:
Holy shit, this is the best fucking thing ever lol
Write me a Seinfeld script.
JERRY: What's the deal with this Karl Marx guy?
ELAINE: I don't know, Jerry. What's the deal with you?
JERRY: There's something about him...
KRAMER: Oh, he's brilliant, Jerry. A genius.
JERRY: But what does he do?
KRAMER: He wrote a book.
JERRY: To do what?
KRAMER: I don't know.
JERRY: But what's the point?
KRAMER: I don't know that either, Jerry.
JERRY: Well, what do you guys know about him?
KRAMER: Not much.
ELAINE: I think he was a communist or something.
JERRY: Ah, a communist. So he wants to take my money and give it to the government.
KRAMER: No, no, no. He doesn't believe in the government taking your money, Jerry. He believes in the government giving your money to the people.
JERRY: The people?
KRAMER: Yeah, the people.
JERRY: Who are the people?
KRAMER: I don't know, Jerry.
ELAINE: Maybe it's the poor people.
KRAMER: Possibly.
JERRY: Possibly the poor people? What about the not-poor people? Don't they get a piece of the pie?
KRAMER: Well, I'm sure he has something in mind for them, too, Jerry.
JERRY: You're sure?
KRAMER: Ah, I don't know.
ask my boss what to do
he says "just make it bottomless again"
i say "how"
he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"
Classic boss shit smh
