I guess the only rule here is nothing super huge, gotta be something small that you still look back on from time to time.
One of mine, and the first that comes to my head, is this one time I was in rural Ireland. There was a pasture full of cows next to a church my group and I were at for a wedding, and while waiting for things to start I got drunk and bored. Decided to get up close to the cows since I'd never seen one in person before that close.
Cow came up to me all friendly like, started licking my face, nibbled on my tie a little bit, and then I backed away. Not before getting a sweet pic of me an the cow kissing tho.
I named it Gertrude.
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Are you a wizard?
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You know that Simpsons episode where Homer gets a gun? Well, as an impressionable teenager with an airsoft gun, I decided to try to turn off my TV - one of those old travel TV/VCR combos designed to be plugged into a cigarette lighter so mom and dad didn't have to hear the kids argue on road trips - and I wanted to do it just like Homer. I lined up my shot from across the room and hit the power button and it actually worked... but the button exploded into plastic shrapnel. I had to stick a pencil in the new hole to work the TV after that.
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