:thinkin-lenin:

  • MaxOS [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You can tell it's a bit because someone this deep in Harry Potter astrology would never say anything positive about Lenin.

  • LeninWeave [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    I thought this was standard weapons grade cringe until they hit me with the Leninist right hook holy shit. God-tier bit.

  • RonaldMcReagan [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    (which I naturally won with logic due to being a Ravenclaw lol)

    I give this marriage 5 years, max.

  • Parzivus [any]
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    2 years ago

    Every paragraph has more whiplash than the previous. Masterful shitpost, the Lenin bit is genius

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    This is someone doing a bit based on the original post that I think was also a troll post.

    good pasta though

  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    i'm not one of the "read another book" contingent

    but fucking hell READ ANOTHER BOOK

  • posadist_shark [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    Ok cool story now face the wall, your inclusion of Lenin into your transphobic fandom was a step too far :fidel-si:

    • PeludoPorFavor [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      if you ever for some reason feel the need to pirate/watch one illegally online, choose 3.

      Alfonso Cuaron is basically the only good thing in that series, as he's actually an incredible filmmaker, even when making a 'children's movie'.

      that is saying, you can just watch other Cuaron movies, but 3 isn't so bad.

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I just don’t understand the obsession those people have with Harry Potter.

          I think it's just comfortable nostalgia from childhood. In my experience it's basically the same phenomenon as superhero manchildren but more for women.

      • HornyOnMain
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        2 years ago

        the third film is objectively the most mediocre and the third book is objectively the most overlooked but actually really good

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The ideology levels! :agony-shivering:

    Zizek wept, and sniffed, and tugged his shirt, and so on and so on. :zizek:

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    I went to a wedding about eight years ago that did this. The bride was a shameless HP nerd and did the whole wedding up in various house colors. My wife was the bridesmaid who got House Slytherin. We all generally had fun with it.

    But other than the pastiche, it was just another wedding. Lots of dancing, lots of food, a fair amount of booze. No bruised egos over wearing a particular house color, possibly because we were all in our late 20s and not literal children.