https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/06/23/united-states-havana-syndrome-payments/
Anomalous Health Incidents, or AHIs.
do they think they're in the SCP foundation or something, fucking lol
exactly right
i love that they chose this SCP-sounding name for this "very real problem guys trust me"
Who do I gotta call?
I have a weird skin tag on my face and I demand compensation from the US government for it because they can't definitively prove it was NOT Russian energy beams
But someone buying the wrong thing with foodstamps is benefit fraud...
Goddamn I wish I'd be paid 100 thousand dollars for having a hangover.
In my country this would literally set me up for life.
This was the game all along. Get thise sweet government disability benefits
ButhowarewegonnapayforitithoughtagoodguywithacapitalismwouldstopabadguywithcapitalismthoughtsandprayersplaystupidgameswinstupidprizeslockhimupwateriswetnewsatelevendrumfcheetobenitoamericassoulisatstakethisistheendofdemocracyjanuarysixthGQP
I'm picturing a select group of CIA agents lobbying heavily for this so they can cash in on that sweet compensation.
who would like to go out and binge drink? I will give you havana syndrome and syphilis
