Inside the expensive, awkward, and sometimes even romantic world of matchmaking DC’s elite.

Fuck these nerds

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I had some dude in the big city offer me a job and 3k to date him once. I said no because it sounded creepy af. He did have the credentials and proof

    Also, highly unattractive neolib that looked like Bezos

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Yeah it was highly unusual so I actually kinda grilled him on what the fuck he was asking of me and proof

        I was also upfront about the fact that I'm a trans communist and this guy was a fuckin CFO or something and I was really scratching my head at that. Probably some sort of fetishist who would have gotten a kick out of having a trans communist underling for him to fuck at work

        Too bad I live by my ideals and found my bf who is the most awesome person ever :arm-L: :rosa-shining: :arm-R:

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Alas, my local autism advocacy centre does not help us find dates, only jobs. They're not very good at it either.

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Cumosexuals are real wtf.

    Reading this has shown me that the garbage twitter takes that get posted here really are what people in DC are thinking. Holy shit the brainrot is even worse than I thought.