If you hadn't pissed on Thatcher's grave making bad vibes she wouldn't have died during her abdominal surgery and wouldn't have had to put out an AI photo to trick the gammon she's still kicking.
She had to go to Turkey to get dental care and they accidentally gave her the leg-lengthening surgery and everyone is terribly embarrassed.
it's actually her husband who's missing/dead. she of course got transed by the woke mafia and is now going around as prince william.
The British royal family needs the Romanov treatment
Theory:
Her husband realised they weren't in fact brother and sister and killed her in shame of diluting his magic flag cum/blood. Her body's been hacked up and buried all over their stupid fucking castle.
In, like, a month, a corgi will unearth a finger bone.
'the iceberg goes deep, stay curious!'
