Mine is only barely plausible, but hear me out.

:hillary: finally gets Her Turn :hillgasm:

But that's the final term of the United States as we know it because of ongoing secession and collapse. :hillary-contempt:

  • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    Joe Biden audibly shits himself during the first debate. CNN, MSNBC, NYT, et al spend at least a week speculating about a "brown note device" possibly of Russian or Cuban design.

    Between debates, the piss tape drops. We drown the internet in Pee Pee Trump vs Poo Poo Biden memes. Unable to ignore how undignified this election has become, we see broad bipartisan support for abolishing the office of the president.

    This will be seen as the beginning of the balkanization of America.