I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Me. I have a wallet in all four pockets and every app I could download with wallet in the name. I can carry more money than you can with your single wallet and that's why I think richer.

    • spectre [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I've had my boarding pass in my phone wallet before, pretty handy and I didn't need to download a special app for the airline or anything. Also to be pedantic, an Apple wallet or a Google wallet are built-in apps to your phone, whichever you may have.