I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      Because artists love rigid design constraints, like making something that needs to be instantly readable by any sensor designed to read one particular thing.

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          Soon that QR code will be an NFT

          That has to be what he's proposing, the design of the QR code box itself. It'd still be there for its functionality though so scanning the code on the ticket would bring up your customer information rather than the code linking you to an art piece. Lufthansa isn't going to print you a ticket with a code that arbitrarily links to a monkey jpg worth $280.

    • FirstToServe [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Because he has to come up with some reason that someone years later would want to buy an old receipt