I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This is too long to be a dril tweet but it has the same absurd untethered stream of consciousness vibe.