I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • spectre [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    If your phone is reasonably up to date, the default camera app probably has it built in

    • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      My phone's nearly a decade old and just barely runs firefox. Not sure what version of Android it's on but it hasn't updated in years either.