I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • soy_disantra [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    so desperate for new markets to expand into you start speculating on airline tickets :ohnoes: god please make it stop

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'm so successful because I'm an entrepreneur. I take every opportunity to get rich fast and speculate on anything. If I'm at a Wendy's trying to haggle for used fries, I'll ask the worker "How much do you get paid in an hour? I'll bet you that much there are more than 7 fries left in that container you're about to throw away." Now I get calories and cash just for being bold and taking risks. You don't take risks and that's why you'll never have as many fries as me.

    • DonaldJBrandon [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      This guy is a millionaire and goes to yard sales and resells items he finds, like a complete dullard. He makes like 40 dollars and talks about hustling. Lol