I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.
I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.
Because I'm efficient. People often ask me "Gary why are you so successful?" and I tell them my name is Gr now. Just by eliminating the vowels my name is 50% more efficient so I can sign up for 50% more credit cards. While you're watching an entire episode of Rick and Morty, I skip to the end and already know that's not a pickle it's his grandpa. I can use those 20 minutes to trade stocks while you're still figuring out the mystery. I rummage through every garbage can I see looking for cans I can recycle if I drive to Michigan. One Uhaul van can probably fit hundreds of thousands of cans if you crush them. Think about it.
It’s upsetting I know he would say dumb shit like this. He as coke energy in the worst way
Think to yourself, "how many times could I have driven to Michigan in the past year?". Just the past year. That's a 20 hour drive for me if I don't want to pay two-day Uhaul fees. While you were sulking at home about weah weah weah the system did this to you, you could have been making at least hundreds of dollars per year just from driving to Michigan in your spare time with 30 trashbags full of cans. How many times per week, per day even, could you make that drive?