I don't even drop my suit pants to urinate. I just soil myself. If Wall Street calls to make a deal and I'm in the bathroom, that extra three seconds you'd take to unzip your pants is three seconds where I'm getting wet and rich.

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    If he were dumb, how could he run VaynerX? That's like SpaceX. He probably knows how to design rockets or something.

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Oh no, a battle in the marketplace of ideas. Good thing this thread will one day be a valuable NFT.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Instead of a ticket you have to give Gary a JPEG of an ape to go on the rocket