With that do nothing job I rose the ranks
and became an unpaid intern at a lib think tank
While I went to functions so networky
I kept afloat through my apartments equity!
(She kept afloat through her apartments equity)
Through the rapid increase of that equity
With simply my bootstraps I'm a self made me
Chorus: (Through the rapid increase of your equity
With simply your bootstraps your a self made she)
From that think-tank they all could see
That I was destined to run property
They gave me a slum run down and burned
So I kicked out all the residents without concern\
(she kicked out all the residents without concern)
That development is now so shi-nee
That with only my bootstraps I'm a self made me
(That dee-velop-ment is now so shi-nee
That with only her bootstraps she's a self made she)
My portfolio grew to enormous girth
And all the ghouls around me greeted me with mirth
The tagged me up for political life
As long as I pretended straight and lost the wife
(as long as she pretended straight and lost the wife)
With a Trophy husband selected see
With only my bootstraps I'm a self made me
(With a Trophy husband selected see
With only her bootstraps she's a self made she)
At election tIme I made a mark
With crafted words that all were lacking truth or spark
At massive rallies with a thousand fools
I counseled them to all live by this golden rule.
"Rely on your self, and without hypocrisy
You can pull on your bootstraps as a self made me"
("Rely on your self, and without hypocrisy
You can pull on your bootstraps as a self made me")
to "When I was a Lad"
When I was a lass I got a loan
From wealthy parents so I live alone
I paid my interest and I made my way
With a do-nothing job I got the very next day
That parental loan did so well for me
That with only my bootstraps I'm a self made me
Chorus: That parental loan did so well for thee
That with only your bootstraps your a self made she.
With that do nothing job I rose the ranks
and became an unpaid intern at a lib think tank
While I went to functions so networky
I kept afloat through my apartments equity!
(She kept afloat through her apartments equity)
Through the rapid increase of that equity
With simply my bootstraps I'm a self made me
Chorus: (Through the rapid increase of your equity
With simply your bootstraps your a self made she)
From that think-tank they all could see
That I was destined to run property
They gave me a slum run down and burned
So I kicked out all the residents without concern\
(she kicked out all the residents without concern)
That development is now so shi-nee That with only my bootstraps I'm a self made me
(That dee-velop-ment is now so shi-nee
That with only her bootstraps she's a self made she)
My portfolio grew to enormous girth
And all the ghouls around me greeted me with mirth
The tagged me up for political life
As long as I pretended straight and lost the wife
(as long as she pretended straight and lost the wife)
With a Trophy husband selected see
With only my bootstraps I'm a self made me
(With a Trophy husband selected see
With only her bootstraps she's a self made she)
At election tIme I made a mark
With crafted words that all were lacking truth or spark
At massive rallies with a thousand fools
I counseled them to all live by this golden rule.
"Rely on your self, and without hypocrisy You can pull on your bootstraps as a self made me"
("Rely on your self, and without hypocrisy You can pull on your bootstraps as a self made me")
Goes hard af, big up