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The snails pose a health risk to humans because they carry a parasite called rat lungworm, which can cause meningitis, Christina Chitty, a public information director at FDACS, told CNN.
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/03/us/giant-african-snail-florida-scn-trnd/index.html
i'm sure in 40 years the CIA will admit they put the snails there on purpose for shits and giggles
if i was a fucking complete psychotic asshole with no sense of dignity or morality, just completely a devoid soulless shell of a human being, and really just wanted to hurt as many people as possible, think about how fun it would be being a cia agent.
meeting the criteria of the former undercuts the creativity need to properly fulfill the latter
blank checks are wasted on the unimaginative
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