• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Conservatives think John McCain is half-communist.

    Liberals think they're DemSuccs, because they once voted for a guy who said he liked Medicare.

    DemSuccs think they're Revolutionary Socialists, because they once block-walked for a woman who said she wanted to Defund the Police.

    Socialists think they're doing Communism, because they once split the check at lunch.

    Communists think everyone they know is a reactionary who is just trying to play it cool until the next counter-revolution, and that any kind of organizing is just an invitation to be arrested or killed.