• GottiGoFast [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Ouy bruvs, it's me, Wahn Godreoh here to step up and take charge.

    I've been ghouling since I shagged marmalade-slathered crumpets.

    When I heard the news my good friend Boris Johnson is retiring, I nearly halted my Union Jacking off into my mid-morning tea, but God save the queen if I don't manage to make the tea go down with a little bit of cream.

    Can't wait to lead all you gents.