He shoots everyone in the world, because that’s what the kind Vladimir Ilych would do
“I hear you can use multiple on a single ape? This will change history.”
"Soooo any good Mandarin courses around? "
Lenin then proceeds to become fluent in 1.5 years, goes to China and of course they make him a honorary party member . He easily and through his already existing popularity rises to the top of the party and we now have Lenin in charge of a superpower better positioned against the West and world capital than the USSR ever was with all the tools and party structures at his disposal
um.. lenin, that's a little too low to be xi's arm :hyperflush:
"As bad as things are, I am glad communism is alive and well with the American Democratic Party and Comrade Biden!"
Probably tries to figure out why bank robbing is no longer a thing to fund revolutionary activities.
then a north korean hacker shows up and explains how its done nowadays
"Is your local communist party branch ready to rob the national bank, comrade?"
I told you that Stalin was too soft, look at what happened when he took over!
The Soviet Union WHAT?? Stalin stopped at Berlin? proceeds to demand newspapers and i show him the wikipedia article as his eyes glaze over at whats going on
