I got a good one yesterday talking to a lib when I described herding in the context of polling (when pollsters drop outliers to conform to what other polls say). Yes he trusts polls in 2022. They're "reputable companies." He really, really wants to believe the Dems will win the midterms.
Anyway I wanna hear your best ones!
Man kills 672 people without directly admitting to it or being caught MOST of the time
A: I don't trust him
B: Why not? He says he's doing good things to help the community
Same man confesses to 45 killings
A: I knew it
B: So you trust his word now??