I got a good one yesterday talking to a lib when I described herding in the context of polling (when pollsters drop outliers to conform to what other polls say). Yes he trusts polls in 2022. They're "reputable companies." He really, really wants to believe the Dems will win the midterms.
Anyway I wanna hear your best ones!
This is the time to do a complete 180 character switch and go "well why shouldn't i believe the CIA? Are they untrustworthy or something?" And just keep calling them a conspiracy theorist if they express anything but 100% support and credibility for our brave wholesome James Bonderionos.
Why yes I am a lazy fuck who likes to needle other people into making my points for me