I am fascinated with imagining what you're talking about now rofl. I can't figure it out.

Either way yes, I want what I can only describe as a dreadnought-class office chair. I'm super done with these spindly skeleton shaped things. If it doesn't exist at a decent price I imagine someone would want to buy it, I don't know how hard shipping such large objects is though. The shipping is probably the main reason all these chairs are shaped like spindly things these days, they need to be flat packable.