23 year old air conditioner broke, it is literally 95+ degrees in my home
somehow there are only like 3 or 4 (of the most common size) units left in the entire state of florida so i'm just waiting
please fucking shoot me, it would be a genuine kindness
failing that, any advice for not succumbing to heatstroke would be appreciated
Wet a couple hand towels or wash cloths and put them in the freezer and then put them on the back of your neck. Multiple so you can alternate while one cools down.
Lotion will help a fan make you feel cooler.
Find somewhere to go for a while at the hottest part of the day, be it a restaurant, a library, a coffee shop, your workplace, just somewhere with AC that you can just sit in for a while.
this is a great substitute for not having enough ice trays to fill up a freezer as well. the more thermal mass in the freezer, the more stable it's coldness will be.