I love the games (the Telltale games were peak), and I actually like like most of the individual members of the cast (aside from Kevin Hart, dude just is plainly unfunny to me), and I think Eli Roth can do a decent job behind the camera. However I know most certainly this will be a product/marketing platform in the shape of a movie.

Is the cinema landscape this bleak these days? Movie magic is being wasted on this slop. Goddamn.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    8 months ago

    They're trying to get the entire world lesbian population in theaters by giving Cate Blanchett a cool outfit and a big gun and it's gonna work.