It's honestly fucked up that they have legs, like it does not fit into their design, just be content with having wings and little stubby feet please
Don't pick fights when you have hollow bones. One clean hit from a fly swatter and you've got hundreds of thousands in medical bills.
One: The way that birds bones are hollow actually makes them stronger.
Two: Not American, free emergency medical in my country.
(Nervously) Heyy... Dirt_Owl! You're alive and not in jail. I swear it wasn't me who ratted on you to the highway patrol! W-who does that?? I'm sure whoever they are, they understand now that owls are good at catching rats, and are feeling truly contrite and kind of scared and wondering if the highway patrol officers are okay
a bird just took a shit right into my open trunk
was it you?? is this your first volley???
While you were learning to fly I studied the blade.
but why??? what have i done to deserve this???
