without cops you wouldn't have cops and we need them

  • hexaglycogen [he/him, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    we need the ability to call a number to have a bunch of the dumbest people from your high school show up with guns. we need it.

    • deforestgump
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      7 months ago

      we need the ability to call a number to have a bunch of Boston dynamics robots show up built by the most incel autists from your high school. we need it.

      • D61 [any]
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        7 months ago

        A 5 ton spider mech that's only job is take heavy rocket fire while making cotton candy? I'm all for it.

    • Angel [any]
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      7 months ago

      I'm not that flexible unfortunately. I need someone else to do it for me, preferably a very attractive and sexually dominant kind soul. Thanks!

  • SkibidiToiletFanAcct [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    me and my polycule with guns riding around in the back of a pickup truck are categorically different from police! we're a "Militia".