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Why would I give a CIA honeypot my pronouns?

Fuck this shit I’m playing GTA.

[on the phone] ... and another thing, Vonnegut! I'm gonna stop payment on the check!

Thots and prayers!

No arrests have been made and police did not provide a description of the suspect.

Thank you Batman!

Well- you don’t have to be an asshole!

Don’t fuck with me! We all know this is Serbia!

Gordon Partick Harris

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Dear Libs,

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Reverse psychology. I love it!

Fruitopian design

“Donnie and I used to go get malts down at at the the… little guy diner down in Allentown. Then played a some grab ass down at the pool hall….”