Only $200/mo for utilities?!

So gay

Damn I wish this were real.

45 mins in... The door should be flying off by now...

Universal healthcare

National security threat

Families tend to go to movies together during the holidays.

thx homie

You try look at Luigi while at work...

Can we not do the reddit thing where we just post a picture of a headline with no link to an article?

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Why would I give a CIA honeypot my pronouns?

Fuck this shit I’m playing GTA.

[on the phone] ... and another thing, Vonnegut! I'm gonna stop payment on the check!