Hexbear try not to fall for Photoshop challenge, level: impossible
https://twitter.com/boxofchowder
https://twitter.com/boxofchowder/status/1539737867492003841I swear to god, if I wake up and this site is in a full-on struggle session over Bonsai Kitten...
Considering flaming hot Cheetos flavored mountain dew is a thing, I doubt nothing when it comes to this country producing food abominations
There is a brewery using fucking hot dog water to make seltzer though.
https://www.dallasnews.com/food/drinks/2022/06/24/hot-dog-flavored-hard-seltzer-and-barbecue-sauce-beer-yes-really/
I mean, this exists too, so I agree that we're at least somewhat over the line into the "beyond parody" phase of late capitalism:
https://www.jonessoda.com/pages/turkey-and-gravy...but the watermark in the OP image is the Twitter handle of a bit account.
This is how all meat products look to vegans, yes.
Think about the disgust you would feel about someone who would drink this. That’s how we feel about carnists lol
this is so utterly revolting it's making me hate all meat even more
I gotta be honest before I saw the watermark i was interested. At least I'd give it a taste, if it tasted like dog food i doubt they'd make it
TBF though, if this were ever to be a real thing, it would probably be vegan. As it would probably be cheaper to use artificial flavorings.
We all know that is just a lower calorie, inferior Rum Ham
Y’all are gonna murder me for this. I kinda want to try it mixed with some cheap whiskey or something.
Edit: ok so it’s actually real? Fuck yeah
No, it's a repost from a bit account that has dozens of these, similar to ObviousPlant:
https://twitter.com/boxofchowder
https://twitter.com/boxofchowder/status/1539737867492003841NGL, the Beavis and Butt-Head energy drink looks like something I'd stockpile
Sounds like carbonated stock, what the fuck, and it has alcohol?
:jesus-christ:
This is like a product that would exist in Invader Zim as a joke showing that humanity doesn't deserve to be saved but here it is, it's real
:why-angel:
when we said "gas the pigs" this isn't what we meant
