Almost every single game I play has gravity in it. I can't fucking take it anymore. Every single day I wake and am constantly reminded of gravity. I drag myself to the bathroom to piss and it's gravity, I get dressed and it's gravity, I eat my six bowls of sugarblasted fucko pops and it's gravity.
Even space games are full of planets that are just obvious excuses to shove more gravity down my throat.
"Go play Yakuza, it's great" Oh really? The game on earth? Where everyone is running and falling and stuff? Just another 50 hour excuse to pretend like gravity is normal and natural? Go fuck yourself
I go through my entire day with everything around me constantly under the influence of gravity. I get home, fire up my gaming PC, and what do I find?
All I want is to escape reality, and the last time I tried that a bunch of "medical professionals" literally kidnapped me for seven days. So don't tell me I'm crazy because this gravity thing goes all the way up to the state
Every single day I wake and am constantly reminded of gravity.
Lmao, woke. Opinion invalid.
see a trailer for a new scifi game
ask fans if the game has woke gravity or not
they dont understand
pull out the atomic rockets web page explaining the differences between between proper space physics and woke gravity
they lol and say "it'll be an epic game, sir"
wait for the game to release
it has woke gravity
Gamers are the most prosecuted minority on the planet and it's not even close 😔
Some games defy gravity like Dead Or Alive when you push the age slider to 99
It seems everyone has a hard time understanding the gravity of this situation.
Gravity wells are just a stinking hierarchy of mass. I didn't consent to being part of this bullshit!
Gravity rush is the best fucking sandbox game anyone ever made.
Yeah if it's cheap, it's kind of a messy little game with a disaster zone story, but fly around and throwing shit and fly-kicking goo creatures is rad, it's so much fun.
This is actually one of my favorite playstation games ever. The messiness only adds to the charm imo (still haven't played 2)
Same it fucks, Japan Studio deserved better. If you ever get hands on a PS4 or PS5, 2 is well worth it.
I'm so sick of wokes pushing these new theories like ”gravity” on us. The world is binary, you're either on the ground or you're not, simple as.
So don't tell me I'm crazy because this gravity thing goes all the way up to the state
Dare I say all the way to the world's core
Yo you should go to the rec centre that's where the other people who have gravity hang out
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