• AlicePraxis
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    4 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    8 months ago

    Babe what's wrong? Everyone else is clean and ready to leave the beach and you haven't rinsed off in the SpriteTM soda fountain shower

    • ReadFanon [any, any]
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      8 months ago

      To the marketing guru who thought to associate Sprite with warm bathing water, I salute your protracted PR war against the brand equity of Coca Cola products (though as a counterpoint, I guess this did work for Belle Delphine...)

      You should still follow the life advice that Bill Hicks offered for public relations goons tho.

        • ReadFanon [any, any]
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          8 months ago

          I must have been a bit unclear in my wording.

          My phrasing was just to avoid saying Sprite over and over again which would have made what I said sound less punchy but I guess in doing so I made the meaning a bit muddled; I want more people to associate Coca Cola brands with warm bathwater if it will cause harm to that particularly awful example of a company.

  • davel [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.

  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    8 months ago

    Evergreen Futurama bit is relevant:

    https://youtu.be/XPGgTy5YJ-g