• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      No fooling, back when I worked self-storage, I had to clean up after a lady who somehow managed to get shit onto the tank and wall behind the toilet

      Like she must have just stood in front of the thing and blasted her ass ham like she was an old timey cannon

      Jokes on her though, I just shut the place down for the rest of the day while I dealt with it and got paid for hazard duty