https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/w6m89t/-/ihfbtlr

  • NPa [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Going to the single communal windows 95 PC in my dirt village to watch 15 seconds of Transformers 2 in 240p before I am discovered and sentenced to death by anti-aircraft gun.

    My last words are: "You may kill a man, but you'll never kill American soft power." One of the guards does the Wakanda salute. He is later fed to wild dogs.

    I die with a smile on my face, knowing my remains will be repatriated to my family so they can have the first meal of their lives.

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      watch 15 seconds of Transformers 2 in 240p before I am discovered and sentenced to death by anti-aircraft gun

      an act of mercy preventing someone from watching more of transformers 2

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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      2 years ago

      I don't remember Windows 95 supporting USB. I think I only 98 did in SE. Maybe that's just USB storage.

      Not like trying to undermine your bit or anything; it just got me thinking.

      • NPa [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        A team of 5600 north Korean Computer Scientists have been working tirelessly for a decade to implement USB functionality into every Win95 terminal in the country. Half died from stress.