Mr Bordello you call yourself a Zionist but you have Palestine on your face. You're a moron who should shave before you speak. An absolute simpleton with all due respect Mr. Blimp.

From The Beard to the Goatee

Steal his look. (Please dont)

There's simping for Israel and then there's making your face resemble Palestine in the hope that Zionists will also colonise you.

You've gotta admit that Detestiny is on a completely different level.

I remember when I was 19/20 and my beard didn't connect between the cheeks and mustache area. I used to do something similar and try to shape mine by carving out more of the space so it appeared purposeful and not just like some Joe Dirt shit going on.

Fortunately for me my beard now fully connects. Unfortunately for Mr. Bonnadouchy his beard probably never will. Damn.

Li'l Dicky looks sad